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Saturday, November 19, 2005

lucas is the most synchronous motherfucker i know

1) he tells someone "snape kills dumbledore," to which they reply "noooo! you bitch!" having never see the ytmnd referencing that.

2) he says "i wish i could put this dollar in the t.v. and get bacon," then, the next commercial starts off with a close-up shot of a dollar being put into a vending machine.

ok...so, you're thinking, yeah, so what? it wouldn't really be impressive if this shit didn't happen all the time with this guy.

the best one, i think, is the melba toast incident. back in college, we went to the cafeteria. lucas looks at the salad bar, sees melba toast, and tries it.

lucas: wow...this is really good.
me: yeah, it's melba toast
lucas: i'm gonna put this is my pockets for later

(ok, that's not the exact dialogue, but you get it)

later that night, we're watching the movie Apt Pupil which isn't all that notable, except that for no fucking reason at all, there's a scene where Ian McKellen looks into the camera and says, "let's have some melba toast."

WTF?

i'm sure he can relate more of these synchronous incidents.

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